- Humor is reason gone mad.
- A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
- I intend to live forever, or die trying.
- I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
- Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
- One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
- Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
- The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others
- Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Groucho Marx
TTFN
(Peace, Skepticism, Bright, Humanism, Green, TED)
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